2005-12-08

Have you ever...

Because I would rather think about something else besides what's been going on in my head lately, I'm going to do another meme. This one was taken from Harriet , Sweet Harriet .

Have you ever:

(x) snuck out of the house-
Well, in high school I used to tell my dad I was spending the night at one person's house when I would really be at another person's house. That's kinda sneaky.

(x) gotten lost in your city-
I'm much more confident driving around the Atl these days,because even if I don't know where I am, I know that I will eventually find a highway that will take me home. I wasn't always so good at that. I remember back in the early ninties, I was driving an old shit-box car to some super secret rave in an abandoned warehouse. My friend Robin was reading me directions off of a little flyer that had a picture of a UFO on it or something. We did eventually get there, but not before driving the wrong way down a one way street (!), and paying a bum for an outdated map.

() seen a shooting star
( ) had a serious surgery
() gone out in public in your pajamas
(x) kissed a stranger-
I managed to kiss some strange englishman in a salsa bar in San Diego many years ago. Weird.

(x) hugged a stranger-
Customers at health food stores like hugging me. I'm not sure why. I don't mind, though.
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) rode in a cop car
( ) been to Europe-
not yet, but one day for sure.
(x) done drugs
(x) Had alcohol
(x) gotten a tattoo
( ) run away
( ) played strip poker
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
( ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) swore at your parents-
no, and I still don't swear in their presence. Yes, I'm 31 years old.

(x) been in love
(x) been obsessed with someone
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
( ) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
(x) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches-
Only recently, earlier this year when we were putting up the cosmo shelves.

(x) peed in a public place-
sometimes you have to.

( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
( ) bitten someone
( ) been to Disneyland
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the same sex-
not a romantic kiss, though.
(x) crashed into a friend's car-
Yeah, I wasn't really a good driver when I was 18. I backed into my friend Jen's car when a boyfriend had broken up with me. She was dating his brother, that's why she was parked behind me at the same house.
( ) been to Japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
(x) shoplifted-
some candy when I was 12 or 13. I felt bad about it.
(x) been fired-
Well, laid off. Not exactly the same thing. But they probably feel about the same.

(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex-
I've had a girl crush on Tori Amos for years.

(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) stolen something from your job
(x) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) had a one-night stand
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) slept with a co-worker
( ) had sex at work
( ) had an affair
(x) been married....
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
( ) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
( ) been in a major natural disaster
( ) been in a serious car accident
(x) damaged public property
(x) been grounded
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico-
Tijuana, baby.

(x) Been on a plane
( ) been on a helicopter- HELL NO.
( ) been on a seaplane- HELL NO.
( ) been on a cruise
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show-
somewhere in the ballpark of 100 times. I've had some geeky moments in my life, I admit.
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) blacked out
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire-
I set some of my hair on fire to see what it would smell like. It wasn't attached to my head, and I was in middle school, I believe.
(x) watched porn
(x) read a clockwork orange-

one of my favorite books.
( ) seen risky business-
not all the way through. Weird, huh?

(x) Eaten Sushi-
and I hate sushi. Bleh.
( ) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet-
I met my husband on the internet. I love him so!
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
( ) fired a gun
(x) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) miss someone right now